coryandtheboys:

i-like-fried-chicken:

I don’t discriminate, I just hate everyone equally. 

spicegirlsofficial:

tell me how im supposed to breathe with no wifi

wholewheat:

my blog can be best described as quantity over quality 

my little cousin started screaming and crying because she thought my dogs peepee was bleeding. then when i looked at it he just had a boner and i didn’t know what to tell her

onlinehannah:

please appreciate how funny i am thanks

sighfi:

i’m bor ed someone hit on me

tltty:

THIS IS NOT OKAY

wow i’m 100% ok with this

(haters back off) 

joceln:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

dietchola:

on the last day of school i’m going to hand out the lyrics to “what time is it?” by the high school musical cast and everyone will break out in song and it will be a glorious moment

sparrot:

beep beep bitches the fucking mayflower is comin through

back the fuck up pocahontas and squanto

we about to kill all y’all

give us your corn

give us your land

give us your butts

dehydrationsynthesis:

nucleur:

beyoncebeytwice:

i gotta pocket gotta pocketful of french fries

i gotta sub and i know that its all mine

ketchup tomato but you’re never gonna break me

dehydrationsynthesis:

nucleur:

beyoncebeytwice:

i gotta pocket gotta pocketful of french fries

i gotta sub and i know that its all mine

ketchup tomato but you’re never gonna break me